Tag: marriage
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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?
We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife? But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below… GUTS:Arriving home late after a night out…
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Love Versus Marriage One-Liners
Do dreams meet reality after marriage? While love may feel like dancing on air, marriage is about partnerships for life. The highs and comforting lows of this journey, can be exhilarating or depressing at times. Humor helps couples to put their trials and tribulations in perspective. Smile and nod along as these one-liners highlight the…
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God Will Provide
When Joan brought her fiancé, Jim, to her parent’s home to meet them for the first time, her father invited the young man into the den to find out more about the young man. “What are your plans?” he asked Jim. “I’m a Biblical scholar,” Jim replied. “Well, that’s admirable,” Joan’s dad replied. “But what…
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Cheating Wife Caught In The Act
“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your cheating wife in bed with another man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out your gun and shoot your cheating wife, killing her instantly.” “That’s correct,” says the…
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18 Funny Marriage Quotes
Do marriages survive in good and bad times? This collection of quotes shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits. DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE PDF FOR PRINTING
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How Man Deals With Silent Treatment
One night a man slowly enters into a bar looking depressed. The bartender asks him, “What will it be?” The guy says, “Oh, just a beer.” The bartender asks him, “What’s wrong? Why so blue today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to…