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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?

We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife?

But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion about the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since a husband’s excuse ultimately results in death.

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