Cheating Wife Caught In The Act
“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your cheating wife in bed with another man.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out your gun and shoot your cheating wife, killing her instantly.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“My question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor.
“It seemed easier,” replied the defendant, “than shooting a different man every day.”