One night a man slowly enters into a bar looking depressed.

The bartender asks him, “What will it be?”

The guy says, “Oh, just a beer.”

The bartender asks him, “What’s wrong? Why so blue today?”.

The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to me for a month.”

The bartender said, “You can handle that.”

The sad husband sighed, “But the month is up tonight.”