One night a man slowly enters into a bar looking depressed.
The bartender asks him, “What will it be?”
The guy says, “Oh, just a beer.”
The bartender asks him, “What’s wrong? Why so blue today?”.
The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to me for a month.”
The bartender said, “You can handle that.”
The sad husband sighed, “But the month is up tonight.”