Tag: marriage
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Husband Spies On Wife
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man…
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How Wedding Gift Goes Terribly Wrong For Young Couple
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the entire undertaking took a few weeks. The silver went into the closet, items were put on the…
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Funny joke about wife bragging how often bulls mate
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull’s stall states: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that awesome!” They proceed…
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Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…
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8 Funny Marriage Vows
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding day what marriage to my mom would be like. The minister asked my mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband?” She said, “I do.” Then the minister asked…
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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…