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Love Versus Marriage One-Liners

Do dreams meet reality after marriage? While love may feel like dancing on air, marriage is about partnerships for life. The highs and comforting lows of this journey, can be exhilarating or depressing at times.

Humor helps couples to put their trials and tribulations in perspective. Smile and nod along as these one-liners highlight the contrasts between love’s euphoria versus the charm of married life. Wit and wisdom makes love and marriage an unforgettable duet.

Love is planning the perfect date.
Marriage is planning who takes care of the kids.

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for two in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is ordering a take-home meal.

Love is blind.
Marriage is an eye-opener.

In love, you’re on cloud nine.
In marriage, you’re still figuring out how to fold the laundry.

Love is like a roller coaster.
Marriage is like the daily commute.

Love is all about stolen glances.
Marriage is all about stolen blankets.

Love is a grand adventure.
Marriage is the GPS telling you where to turn.

Love is finding your soulmate.
Marriage is finding out they leave the toothpaste uncapped.

Love is writing sweet notes.
Marriage is writing the grocery list together.

Love is a candlelit dinner.
Marriage is agreeing on what to order.

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Love is a passionate flame.
Marriage is remembering to take out the trash.

Love is getting lost in each other’s eyes.
Marriage is getting lost in Target.

Love is like a well-composed poem.
Marriage is more like a string of emojis.

Love is cuddling on the couch.
Marriage is deciding who gets the remote.

Love is sending sweet texts.
Marriage is sending each other funny memes.

Love is enjoying each other’s company.
Marriage is pretending to watch the same TV show.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is a romantic getaway.
Marriage is deciding who gets the window seat on a long flight.

Love is like a cozy fire.
Marriage is learning not to leave socks on the floor.

Love is like a song in your heart.
Marriage is the background music of your life.

Love is cuddling on a couch.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

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Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is whispering sweet nothings in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is a heart-pounding adrenaline rush.
Marriage is a caffeine fix to get through the day.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

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