Whether you need a laugh or a groan these jokes will deliver one or the other. Pass them on to friends and family. Choose from over 400 jokes to either amuse yourself or others.
Why city girl stops drinking three glasses of beer a day
Three sons give their mom gift – which was her favorite?
Fable about a man, a boy and their donkey
Felching session goes horribly wrong
Administratrium and its surprising definition
What a pilot said during an airplane emergency
Man gets a tour of Hell that shocks him
Simple trick question to know if a politician is smart
Two brothers argue who gets to eat the pancakes
Arthur Davidson debates God about motorcycles versus women
Funny answer after asking God for a parking spot
Solution to a complaining wife
Great comeback line by a man at a party
Funny story about Fred Dingaling
Husband’s revenge in the kitchen
Bad anniversary gift for an upset wife
How wife tells bad news to her husband
Badtimes computer virus from years ago
How did the barber catch his cheating wife?
Beautiful blind date goes terribly wrong
Beautiful wife visits husband in hospital
What strange thing did a man ask a beautiful woman to do?
Four men boast about best beer in the world
Dear John letter that has to be best ever written
Best excuse fishing without license
Funny way to describe three types of bras
Beware of a rottweiler named Jesus
How the name Lord & Taylor started in biblical times
Blonde applies job sheriff deputy
Blonde confused not disturb sign
Blonde decides to change her life
Blonde fixes old car problem with one trick
Blonde on flight with severe engine problems
Breaking up a doctor can be expensive
Butcher asks lawyer for advice
Candy kiss for new boy in class
Case of mistaken identity by florist
Child drawing first picture of god
Class reunion at dentist office
Coast guard versus lighthouse keepers boat race
Computer literacy for rednecks
Construction contractors give estimates
Construction workers jump to their death
Contractor gives an estimate for a woman
Cowards and corrupt politicians
Death by gonorrhea or diarrhea
Do Arab women follow or lead men
Doctor examines woman patient in office
Dog owners seven days of creation
Drunk says strange thing confession box
Elderly driver forgets driving
Elderly lady finds her hearing aid
Funny difference between potentially and realistically
Geek takes motorcycle instead of woman
God punishes priest picking golf instead church
Government workers at their job
Heaven and hell as run by the italians germans french english swiss
HMO frequently asked questions
How an evil leprechaun was fooled by a golfer
How going to church is like a football game
How policeman deals with speeding driver at stop sign
How the conservative and liberal movements began
How the military secures a building
How to answer a job rejection letter
How to get rich as told by old millionaire
How to recognize a congressman
How to think quickly on your feet
Husband and wife become prisoners of love
Husband asserts man of the house
Id ten t computer error message
Irishman celebrates impending doom pub
Joke of cannibals hired to work at an office
Jokes married men can understand
Kid answers question about dads occupation
Lake michigan revived by viagra
Lawyer seeks help from the Bible
Little girl as fairy godmother
Little johnnys homework answer
Man burns his ears answering phone
Man caught riding the wrong bicycle
Man survives fall from 20th floor
Man woman disagree price of affair
Married couple reading books in bed
Martyrs mercy house prostitution
Mcdonalds employment application
Medical professionals at gates of heaven
Mistaken day in hell scares wife
Mother offers wise advice to daughter
New blue suit for dearly departed
New version of the Lord’s Prayer
Newlyweds urgent plea for help
Painting on wall ophthalmologist or gynecologist
Physician prescribes suppositories
Portrait of 3 Irish coal miners
Postal workers help an elderly lady
Preacher accidentally kills parisioner
Psychology experiment gone wrong
Rabbi exposes two evil brother’s funeral
Rules of hygiene in the bathroom
Satan and the construction worker
Secrets from parked cars in the woods
Smart kid gets reward ice cream cone
Speeding female driver
Speeding old goat goes down a well
Story of the bull and the turkey
Successful gallbladder operation
Sydney’s last wishes for Harriet
Teacher gets a surprise gift from a student
The thought process of men’s and womans brains revealed
The way to a womans heart is through her cat
This watch can predict events one hour in the future
Three blondes order drinks bar
Three men meet devil get due punishment
Tips to employees from their managers
Two italians spell mississippi
Two lawyers get robbed in a bank
Two or three children
Two teenagers reading and knitting in lovers lane
Veterinarian doubles as a taxidermist
What does lawyer offer doctor after car accident
What happens when women are assertive
What nursing homes will not permit elderly patients do
What to write if you are unprepared for class
Wife feeds husband best dinner he ever had
Wife gets every her wish by her husband
Wife lets her husband cheat once