How valuable are the contents of a sperm bank?
A gangster mob is deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing their next bank.
After several previous successful bank heists, they all agree on the way to go about the job, and in the early hours of the following morning they embark on their plans to get rich yet again.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system got under way immediately.
The robbers were expecting one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were surprised (and happy) to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first safe’s combination was cracked, and inside the robbers were surprised to only find vanilla pudding.
“Well,” said one robber to the next: “At least we got a bit to eat,” and had sample of the contents.
The second safe also contained nothing except the vanilla pudding.
They on with their looting until all the safes were opened and there was not a single dollar bill, diamond or ounce of gold to be found in the entire bank.
All of the safes contained little containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortable full stomachs.
The following morning, a newspaper headline read:
“CITY’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!”
As an after thought, many man gave what they could and women will go unsatisfied due to a few bank robbers wanting their pudding and eating it also.
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