Blonde At The Soda Machine
This blonde is at a soda machine and she puts in the money and out comes the soda. She puts in more money and out comes the soda. She does this until there’s soda stacked up all around her.
A guy comes up to her and asks, “Why are you doing that?”
The blonde replies, “I’m Winning!”
Blonde Wins A Prize
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”
The blonde replies, “No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor homes because we didn’t have that as a prize!”
Again the blonde says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads: “WIN A BAGEL.”
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