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Can Polish Remover Be Grounds For a Divorce?

A Polish guy married an American after he had been in the United States for a year or two. Although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

Then one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.”

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?

Pole: Ja, Ja, an acre and a half.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?

Pole: No, I always up before her.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

Pole: It is made of concrete.

Lawyer: Do either of you have a real grudge?

Pole: No, we have a carport and do not need one.

Lawyer: I mean what are your relations like?

Pole: All my relations are in Poland.

Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Pole: We have high-fidelity stereo and good speakers.

Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?

Pole: She going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?

Pole: I got proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?

Pole: She bought a bottle at the drugstore, and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read – it said “Polish Remover.”

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