Money Can Buy You

• Money can buy you a House
  But not a Home
• Money can buy you a Bed
  But not Sleep
• Money can buy you a Clock
  But not Time
• Money can buy you a Book
  But not Knowledge
• Money can buy you a Position
  But not Respect
• Money can buy you Medicine
  But not Health
• Money can buy you Blood
  But not Life
• Money can buy you Sex
  But not Love

So you see, money isn’t everything.

The best things in life can’t be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering…

So send me your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.