Tag: office
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Where Is Bin Working?
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member,…
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10 Office Phrases
Ten common phrases used at the office which have double meanings. I need to whip it out by 5. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment…
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List of 50 Computer Pranks
Your friends might not find these computer pranks funny, but then you didn’t like your job anyway. Log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt out of the room. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and…
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You Might Have Wrong Secretary
12 signs the secretary you hired was wrong choice The wrong secretary has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M’s. She doesn’t get the hang of Post-it Notes. You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer screen. At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to…
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Sarcastic employee reviews
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” “I would not allow this employee to breed.” “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” “Works well when…
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When Cannibals Work At An Office
What happens when a cannibal mistakenly eats a secretary.