Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office.
Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Working From Home, has been found anywhere near your office.
We are confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Working From Home will be very easy to spot.