10 Office Phrases

Ten common phrases used at the office which have double meanings.

1. I need to whip it out by 5.
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Just stick it in my box.
4. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag.
5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
6. HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid.
7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
8. It’s an entry-level position.
9. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
10. It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there.