Tag: office

  • Adulterous Boss

    Female boss turns out to be an adulterous boss. Three secretaries, brunette, redhead and blonde females, work in an office together for their female boss. They begin to notice the boss leaves work early almost every day. One day they decide that since the boss takes off ahead of closing time, they will be right […]

  • 25 Accountant Jokes

    Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where […]

  • Administratrium, The New Element

    Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant […]

  • Where Is Bin Working?

    Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, […]

  • 10 Office Phrases

    Ten common phrases used at the office which have double meanings. I need to whip it out by 5. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment […]

  • List of 50 Computer Pranks

    Your friends might not find these computer pranks funny, but then you didn’t like your job anyway. Log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt out of the room. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and […]