Tag: office
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Is Workplace Discrimination Real? Here’re examples.
Workplace discrimination by gender is taken for granted. The following is a list of examples that illustrate the phenomenon. THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HIS DESK: He must be a solid, responsible family man. THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HER DESK: She probably puts her family before her career. HIS DESK IS CLUTTERED: He’s obviously…
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Exhausting Day At Work
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair after an exhausting day at work. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and comforting words after his terrible experience at the office. “My dear, you look especially tired tonight,” she said. “You must have had a really hard…
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20 Funny Quotes on Office Life
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings: they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the…
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“I Love My Job” As Imagined By Dr. Seuss
A Lost Dr. Seuss Book Memorize this little work poem and say it each day on your way to the office. I love my job,I love my job.I love the pay!I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he’s the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office…
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25 Accountant Jokes
Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where…
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Administratrium, The New Element
Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant…