Tag: office

  • Office Christmas Party

    December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the office Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up…

  • Ten Rules of Bureaucracy

    Preserve thyself. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem. A penny saved is an oversight. Information deteriorates upward. The first 90% of the task takes 10% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%. Experience is what you get just after you need it. For any given large,…

  • What Is Your Name?

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” he asked the worker. “John,” the newly hired man replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone…

  • Human Resources Manager

    One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we…

  • Engineer Personality Quiz

    Does a person have the personality traits of an engineer? The following questions would help determine that. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you…

  • Work Versus Jail

    Read how being at work and being in a prison is the same in a lot of respects.