Tag: seniors
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War Is War
Once in a time of war, foreign troops looted all the villages, of their food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, all the inhabitants wisely decided to leave, except for one young man, who had a 90-year-old grandmother to take care of. Eventually, the soldiers found the only occupied house and…
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Physician Prescribes Suppositories
A senior citizen was not feeling very well, so his wife made him go to their family doctor. The physician examined him and said, “You’ve got an intestinal disorder. I’m going to prescribe some suppositories for you.” A few weeks later the doctor saw his patient in the neighborhood and asked him: “So, how did…
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Funny Joke About Postal Worker Helping Elderly Lady
A postal worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens the envelope and discovers a letter from an elderly lady, who is distressed because some thief has robbed her of a hundred dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if…
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Senior Food Order
An elderly couple sits on a park bench in front of a large pond. On the other side of the pond, vendors are selling foods of all types. The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really go for an ice cream cone.” He says, “Well, I’ll get you one.” She says, “But…
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Elderly Man Visits The Doctor With Embarrassing Problem
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, accompanied by his wife. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the elderly gentleman, “I need a urine and stool sample from you.” Being hard of hearing, he looks at his wife and asks, “What does he want?” His wife answers in…
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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…