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Troubling signs of Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

I think I’m coming down with it, and it doesn’t discriminate between males and females! AAADD – KNOW THE SYMPTOMS … PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how […]

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Annual Dementia Test

It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory […]

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25 thoughts on being older

~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say “You look great”…and they add “for your age.” ~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything…movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use […]

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Ten Ways to tell you’re old

#1 – I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD”. #2 – Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, […]

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Eyes Go First

Eyes Go First For the Elderly

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Wisdom For My Senior Friends

A word to the wise from someone who has seen it all.