Prescription For Suppositories
A senior citizen was not feeling very well, so his wife made him go to their family doctor.
The physician examined him and said, “You’ve got an intestinal disorder. I’m going to prescribe some suppositories for you.”
A few weeks later the doctor saw his patient in the neighborhood and asked him:
“So, how did that prescription I ordered for you work out?”
The man grumbled and complained to the physician with a sour face,
“For all the good those greasy pills done me, I might as well have crammed them up my ass!”