An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup.
The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling.
The 80-year-old says,
“I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was going out to hunt in a bit of a hurry, so he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his umbrella and went, “Bang, bang,” and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?”
The 80-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.”
The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”