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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup.

The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling.

The 80-year-old says,

“I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day when he was going out to hunt in a bit of a hurry, so he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun.

When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.

He raised his umbrella and went, “Bang, bang,” and the beaver fell over dead.

What do you think of that?”

The 80-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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