elderly couple sit on park bench

Senior Food Order

An elderly couple sits on a park bench in front of a large pond.

On the other side of the pond, vendors are selling foods of all types.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really go for an ice cream cone.”

He says, “Well, I’ll get you one.”

She says, “But you’ll forget, so write it down.”

Hubby replies, “No I won’t forget – what do you want?”

The wife says, “Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles.”

Hubby replies, “Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See – I’ll remember.”

After a few hours, the hubby finally returns.

The wife asks him, “What took you so long, did you get lost?”

He answers, “No and I got what you wanted.”

The wife opens the bag to find a cheeseburger and fries!

She says, “I knew you should have written the order down.”

He says, “What do you mean? Isn’t everything there?”

The wife says, “No it’s not…look, you forgot the pickles!”

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