Tag: religious
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Stunning Blonde Surprises Two Priests on Hawaiian Vacation
Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…
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What St. Peter Says After He Questions Three Women Will Surprise You
Three women met untimely deaths and arrived at the gates of heaven. At the entrance to the hallowed gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel for their rights to be accepted for an eternity in heaven. St. Peter asked each of the three women, “Before entering you must answer a simple question.” They replied together, “Which…
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Priests Flee Buxom Blonde
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
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Unholy Sights: Irish Ditch Diggers Discover Clergy’s Hidden Visits
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute, when they saw a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house. “Would ya look at that, Darby!” said Paddy. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the…
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Martyrs Of Mercy House Of Prostitution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye: “MARTYRS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION, 10 MILES AHEAD.” He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says,…
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Blessing A Steak On Friday
A Jewish man moves into a strictly Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics practically go berserk, because while they’re eating only their required fish, they smell the sizzling steak odors as their new neighbor is in his backyard barbecuing a steak on Friday. So, the Catholics begin to work on the Jew to convert him…