One day, a man finds himself already dead and in hell. As he is cringing in self-pity, he has his first meeting with Satan, who explains to him what spending eternity in hell is really like. Demon: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually […]

Unusual secret of a great salesman revealed A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be […]

A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car’s sun roof during an incident best described as “a mistaken rapture” by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture […]

A man, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. Looking up to the sky he pleaded “Lord if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right […]