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Man gets a tour of Hell that shocks him

One day, a man finds himself already dead and in hell. As he is cringing in self-pity, he has his first meeting with Satan, who explains to him what spending eternity in hell is really like. Demon: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually […]

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Secret Of Selling Bibles

Unusual secret of a great salesman revealed A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be […]

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Quizzes

25-question Easter trivia quiz

Enjoy these Easter trivia questions and answers to share with friends and family. Sharing knowledge is caring among your loved ones, while you also educate the young ones. Have a contest to see who can answer the most questions correctly. Maybe there are even more questions to add to the list. Have a happy and […]

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Mistaken Jesus Sighting

A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car’s sun roof during an incident best described as “a mistaken rapture” by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture […]

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Funny answer after asking God for a parking spot

A man, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. Looking up to the sky he pleaded “Lord if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right […]

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Bumper Stickers About Religion

The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it. If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas! Jesus saves. He uses double coupons. Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite. Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk. I found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all the time. Thank […]