Tag: religious
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41 Funny Church Bloopers
Things movies told you about life. Some real dumb things movies movies pass off as real life.
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How Confession From Irish Girl Almost Gave Her Heart Attack
An Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped…
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Solving The Bat Problem
Three ministers were talking about their concerns with the infestation of bats in the belfry of their churches. The first complained: “I shot at them with a shotgun, but it only spoiled the woodwork.” The second minister said: “I tried a more humane approach by first netting them and then releasing them 10 miles away.…
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I laughed at this joke about a husband’s healing powers in bed
This elderly couple watches a show on a television preacher’s healing powers one night while at home. The preacher faces the camera, and demonstrates his healing power by saying to his audience in a forceful and convincing manner, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program.” “Place one hand…
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18 Church Bloopers on Signs
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher. Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Jeb Smith. This afternoon…
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Pray For Me
One Sunday in a Midwestern city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little girl up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just…