Tag: relationships
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How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always…
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Forward Jokes To Friends and Family
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do – you forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact – you forward jokes. When…
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Good Bad Ugly
When Good events turn Bad, and then Ugly GOOD – Your hubby and you agree: no more kids. BAD – You can’t find your birth control pills. UGLY – Your 13 year-old daughter borrowed them. GOOD – Your husband understands fashion. BAD – He’s a cross dresser. UGLY – He looks better than you GOOD…
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One Rose
A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.” “Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist. “Only one?” the florist asked. “Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.”
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Personality Score Answer
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should “handle with care.” You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as…
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Famous Sex Quotes
What comedians and celebrities have to say about sex. “What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin “You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.” Drew Carey “Documentation…