Tag: relationships
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Type of Girlfriends
Girlfriends By The Numbers Which type of girlfriend do you have? Ms. Nice Guy “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have!” Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, main squeeze, doormat. Advantages:Cheerful, agreeable, kindly. Disadvantages: May wise up someday. Old Yeller “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent…
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Romantic Intent
Go to the Romantic Intent page on the Bureau of Communication web site where you can actually fill in the blanks and send the notice to a person. Bureau Of Commication has several other fill-em and send-em forms for the special people in your life.
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Talking Golden Frog
What would you do if you were the only male in a world full of females?
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Rodney Dangerfield Classics
Once when I was a kid, I got lost. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can hide.” I went to see my doctor, “Doctor, every…