A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.”
“Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist.
“Only one?” the florist asked.
“Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.”
Once upon a time or so its said, in an enchanted forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit and an orphaned snake. By an amazing coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multi-millionaire! Can you believe it? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, although my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, I meant to pick those numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the…
The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival…
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped up to a casual 80…
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…