What comedians and celebrities have to say about sex.
“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.”
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.”
“All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you’ve done it.”
Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
“Men won’t stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can’t stop until they get where they’re going.”
“My kid had sex with your honor student.”
“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is a Mercedes-Benz convertible.”
P. J. O’Rourke
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