How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman.
She just has to show up without clothes.
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
- Worship her
- Die for her
- Go to the ends of the earth for her
- Pledge undying love for her
- Make passionate love to her
- Tell her she’s always beautiful
- Shower her with precious gifts
- Patiently shop with her (no matter how long it takes)
- Fight for her
- Protect her
- Tell her there is no other
- Watch “Lifetime” television shows with her
- Always listen to her
- Turn off the Superbowl for her
- Gladly eat in restaurants with name “bistro” in their name for her
HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
- Show up naked
- Bring beer
