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How To Please A Woman or Man

A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman.
She just has to show up without clothes.

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How to please a woman

HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN

  • Worship her
  • Die for her
  • Go to the ends of the earth for her
  • Pledge undying love for her
  • Make passionate love to her
  • Tell her she’s always beautiful
  • Shower her with precious gifts
  • Patiently shop with her (no matter how long it takes)
  • Fight for her
  • Protect her
  • Tell her there is no other
  • Watch “Lifetime” television shows with her
  • Always listen to her
  • Turn off the Superbowl for her
  • Gladly eat in restaurants with name “bistro” in their name for her

 

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN

  • Show up naked
  • Bring beer