When Good events turn Bad, and then Ugly
GOOD – Your hubby and you agree: no more kids.
BAD – You can’t find your birth control pills.
UGLY – Your 13 year-old daughter borrowed them.
GOOD – Your husband understands fashion.
BAD – He’s a cross dresser.
UGLY – He looks better than you
GOOD – Your son is finally maturing.
BAD – He’s involved with the woman next door.
UGLY – So are you.
GOOD – You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
BAD – She keeps interrupting.
UGLY – With corrections.
GOOD – The postman’s at the door.
BAD – He’s got an AK-47.
UGLY – You gave him nothing for Christmas.
GOOD – Your girlfriend is taking a weightlifting class.
BAD – Now she always wants to either box or wrestle.
UGLY – She kicks your butt at both.
GOOD – Your wife is pregnant.
BAD – It’s triplets.
UGLY – You had a vasectomy five years ago.
GOOD – Your wife’s not talking to you.
BAD – She wants a divorce.
UGLY – She’s a lawyer.
GOOD – Your son studies a lot in his room.
BAD – You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY – You’re in them.
GOOD – Your daughter got a new job.
BAD – As a hooker.
UGLY – Your co-workers are her best clients.
WAY UGLY – She makes more money than you do.