-
Psychiatric Hotline
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline Our menu has changed, please select from the following options. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and […]
-
Private Parts Permit
Doctor seeks permits to operate in private parts A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the […]
-
Emergency Room Patch
How my emergency room patch emptied the waiting room. The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room at my local hospital. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of […]
-
Giant Cockroach Visits Joe
Why did giant cockroach hurt Joe? Joe finally goes to his family doctor to find out why a huge cockroach kept on beating him up. Find out the doctor’s strange explanation. Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. […]
-
Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked him how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a […]
-
Answers To Trick Questions
Answers To Trick Questions Here are the standard answers to the trick question quiz. Can you think of more creative answers to these? How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unable to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper? Slide the newspaper half […]