Tag: medical
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Veterinarian Doubles As A Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on…
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Breaking up a doctor can be expensive
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to say,” exclaimed Cindy, “that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents ?” “Not only that,” said Carol, “he sent me a bill for 37…
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Doctor examines woman patient in office
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?”…
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Painting on the wall: ophthalmologist or gynecologist
A world famous painter started losing her eyesight in the prime of her career. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to…
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Physician Humor
Patient: “Doc, give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, put me in the fighting spirit.” Doctor: “Don’t worry. You will find it all in your bill.” A doctor examined his patient and give him six months to live. The poor man could not pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six…
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Three Medical Professionals At Gates Of Heaven
St. Peter greets three medical professionals at the gates of heaven. He asks each of them why deserve spending the rest of eternity in heaven. St. Peter said to the first, “And what have you done to be able to enter heaven?” “I’m a surgeon who saved countless lives.” “Enter, you’ve done a wonderful job.”…