St. Peter greets three medical professionals at the gates of heaven.
He asks each of them why deserve spending the rest of eternity in heaven.
St. Peter said to the first, “And what have you done to be able to enter heaven?”
“I’m a surgeon who saved countless lives.”
“Enter, you’ve done a wonderful job.”
To the second he said “And what about you?”
“I’m a nurse who tended to needs of the poor and needy.”
“Enter, you really have a place in heaven.”
To the third he said “Yes, and you?”
“I was a director of an HMO who saved my company millions of dollars.”
“Enter through these gates of heaven, but you’ll have to leave by the same ones after three days.”