Tag: marriage
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Newlywed’s Urgent Plea For Help
A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?” “Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a…
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Funny Marriage Jokes
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever the wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.” A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded,…
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Group Therapy With Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests…
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Who Wears Pants In Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big husky guy, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear…
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Dissatisfied Husband
Dear Friends, It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handled the situation. When I got laid…
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Detergent Comment Letter
DEAR TIDE I’m writing to say what an excellent detergent you have. I’ve used it since the beginning of my marriage, when my mom told me Tide was the best detergent in the market. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me…