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Group Therapy With Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

Dr. Phil Group Therapy

“You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turns to the third mother saying, “Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point in the group therapy, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, “Come on Dick, we’re leaving.”