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Who Wears Pants In Family?

A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.who wears pants

As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big husky guy, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.”

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

“I can’t wear your pants, “she said.

“That’s right,” said the husband, and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the one in the family who wears the pants, and that’s how it’s going to stay.”

With that she flipped him her panties and said “Try these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

“Hell,” he said. “I can’t get into your panties!”

She replied, “Yeah, and until you change your attitude, that’s how it’s going to stay!”