Newlywed’s Urgent Plea For Help

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A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon.

When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

“Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a beautiful time!”

“But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language.”

“Stuff I’d never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home.”


And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”

“I can’t tell you, mother,” said the daughter, “They’re too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!”

“Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell mother the 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother….words like: DUST… WASH…IRON…”

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