I’m writing to say what an excellent detergent you have.
I’ve used it since the beginning of my marriage, when my mom told me Tide was the best detergent in the market.
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem.
One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well.
I tried to remove the stain using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn’t come out.
After a quick trip to the store, I went and purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for your great detergent.
Well, have to go. I must to write a letter to the Hefty bag people about their strong bags.
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