Tag: kids
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Funniest Dead Cat Test That You Won’t Believe
An elementary school student told his teacher he found a dead cat. “How do you know the cat was dead?” she asked. “Because I pissed in the cat’s ear and it didn’t move,” the child confidently replied. “You did WHAT?!?” the shocked teacher squealed in surprise. “You know,” explained the kid, “I leaned over and…
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20 Great Reasons Why I Want To Be Six Again
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult, in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6-year-old. I want to be six again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s the best place in the world to eat. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make waves…
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Pray For Me
One Sunday in a Midwestern city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little girl up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just…
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Hilarious Description of Retardment In Florida By Grandchild Makes You Laugh Outloud
A teacher asked her young students how they spent their vacation. One child wrote a funny description about her grandparents living a life of retardment in Florida : “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. “They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved…
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Girl Plays House
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, how about playing house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate,” Little Billy is confused so he says to her, “That word is…
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Shocking Description of Candy Kiss From Little Girl in School
A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.” She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received. When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She said, “Do you…