Tag: kids
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Why a Child Is In Tears About Urine Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: “Why are you crying?” 1st Child: “I came here for a blood test.” 2nd Child: “So? Are you afraid?” 1st Child: “No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” At this, the second one started crying.…
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Jewish Husband
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful. What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
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Two brothers argue about pancakes
A mother was preparing pancakes for her young sons Jimmy and Billy. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’” Jimmy turned to his…
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First Picture of God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what…
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Kids answers to marriage questions
Kids give their answers when asked about the topic of marriage.
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Kid’s advice about life
Wise instructions for life from a childs point of view.