Tag: kids

  • Three piggies go out for drinks and dinner

    Three Piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second piggy. “I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took […]

  • Twenty of Dr. Seuss’ Lesser-Known Books

    20 banned versions of Dr. Seuss’ books you won’t find in book stores.  The Cat in the Blender Are You My Proctologist? Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Feels a Ho The Lemon-Fresh Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo — Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One […]

  • Halloween Questions And Answers

    Your annual Halloween quiz. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the guy […]

  • Kid answers question about dad’s occupation

    “What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” he replied. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” The kid answered, “One half brother […]

  • Why is the baby laughing so much?

    A baby was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing like crazy. I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little new born in front of the worried parents, but he kept laughing. He laughed, hands in tight fists, until tears […]

  • Extreme advertising on a baby