A elementary school student told his teacher he found a dead cat.

“How do you know the cat was dead?” she asked.

“Because I pissed in the cat’s ear and it didn’t move,” the child confidentally replied.

“You did WHAT?!?” the shocked teacher squealed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the kid, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ and he didn’t move.”

“Now I knew the cat wasn’t alive, but dead.”