A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.”
She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received.
When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss.
She said, “Do you know what it is?
He replied, “No.”
The teacher said, “Go ahead and open it up and taste it.”
The new kid in the class did as she asked.
The teacher then asked, “Now do you know what is?”
He still said “No.”
The teacher said, “I’ll give you a hint….it is something your daddy wants from your mom every morning before he goes to work.”
A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams, “Spit it out – it’s a piece of ass!”