Tag: advice

  • Happiness as immune booster

    Research suggests a link between happiness and immune strength, everything else being equal. “I’m pretty sure that laughter is not the best medicine. Nonetheless, the research consistently shows that happiness has impressive medical benefits. And these benefits include improvements to the immune system.” So while jokes alone won’t do the trick, having a positive attitude…

  • Do Not Eat Guidelines

    A Guide To Food Spoilage For Guys Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3 block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. Flour: If it wiggles…it’s spoiled. Lettuce: Bibb…

  • Modern American Proverbs

    18 modern proverbs on life in America Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.…

  • I Have Learned

    I’ve learned That you cannot make someone love you: all you can do is stalk them until they panic and give in. I’ve learned That no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots. I’ve learned That you shouldn’t compare yourself to others: they are more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned…

  • Funny Confucius Sayings

    Banned Confucius sayings in fortune cookies.

  • Amazing Remedies

    Humorous solutions to everyday problems.