AHUMORSITE
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Dating Guide
White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position using your elbows. Greek Women First date: You get to kiss her mother and father goodnight on both cheeks while she watches.Second date: You get to kiss her…
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Tight-skirted Blonde Enters Bus
Blonde in a tight skirt pulls the wrong zipper In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots. As the bus rolled up and it came her turn to get on,…
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Final Answer
A married couple was watching the show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?“ At the end of the show, the man said to his wife, “I think we’ll have an early night.” She answered, “Okay, but when I get to bed I am going straight to sleep.” He said, “Is that you final answer?” She…
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Married Couple Reading Books In Bed
An elderly married couple were reading books in bed one evening. Suddenly the wife turns to her husband and asks him, “We’re both old so one of us is going to die soon, but if I die first are you going to remarry?” The husband answers, “No no, I will never remarry you’re the only…
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Butcher Asks Lawyer For Advice
A lawyer’s dog, runs around town without a leash and steals a leg of ham from a butcher shop. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer answers,…
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Canine Pre-Wash Setting
A drinking buddy went to dinner at his friend’s house. The friend was a slob, but whatever. When they got out the chow the bud saw all the plates were dirty. Like they haven’t been washed or cleaned. Ever. “Are these dishes okay to use?” “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.”…