A married couple was watching the show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?“

At the end of the show, the man said to his wife, “I think we’ll have an early night.”

She answered, “Okay, but when I get to bed I am going straight to sleep.”

He said, “Is that you final answer?”

She replied, “Yes.”

He said, “Okay, then I’m going to phone a friend.”