Butcher Asks Lawyer For Advice

Butcher asks lawyer for advice about loose dog

A lawyer’s dog, runs around town without a leash and steals a leg of ham from a butcher shop.

The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”

The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”

“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from my shop today.”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.

The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher receives a bill from the lawyer for $100 as a fee for consultation.

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