An elderly married couple were reading books in bed one evening.
Suddenly the wife turns to her husband and asks him, “We’re both old so one of us is going to die soon, but if I die first are you going to remarry?”
The husband answers, “No no, I will never remarry you’re the only one for me.”
The wife persists and says, “No I want you to remarry if I die. But will you take down my pictures after you remarry?
The husband replies, “How could I? I would want to keep your memory on until my dying days.
The wife isn’t satisfied and she asks him one more question.
“Would you give her my golf clubs?”
The husband casually answers, “Of course not she’s left handed.”