Blonde in a tight skirt pulls the wrong zipper
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young blonde was waiting for the bus.
She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots.
As the bus rolled up and it came her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver the blonde reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again the blonde tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn’t!
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time tried to step up on the bus, but still the blonde failed to raise her leg because of very tight outfit.
With a coy little smile to the driver she once again unzipped the offending tight skirt to give a it little more room to more without any success to step aboard the bus.
About this time the big gentleman that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly onto the bus.
Rather than being grateful, the blonde turned on her would-be hero and screeched, “How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know you!”
He slowly answered, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but I kinda figured you unzipping my fly three times made us friends.”