AHUMORSITE
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Random Thoughts
Never raise your hands to your kids: it leaves your groin unprotected. I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round’s a shape… I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would…
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Shopping By Man Versus Woman
If you think a woman and a man shop the same, think again. Here’s what each gender does while visiting a grocery store. Woman Park the car. Get a cart. Take grocery list and coupons out of purse. Fill the cart with items from list in record time, being careful to check prices. Place the…
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27 Jokes For Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Jokesfor moms with a sense of humor 9 Things a mother would never say: “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.” “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery.” “Let me smell that…
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Alternative Word Definitions
coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. willy-nilly, (adj.) impotent. negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. lymph,…
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Coffee Bean Quiz
If you can find the Man’s Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man’s Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man’s Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat…
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Where Is Bin Working?
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member,…