Alternative Word Definitions
- coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
- flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
- abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
- esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
- willy-nilly, (adj.) impotent.
- negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
- lymph, (v.) to waslk with a lisp.
- gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
- flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
- balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
- testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
- rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
- pokemon, (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.
- oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
- Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
- circumvent, (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.