If you think a woman and a man shop the same, think again.
Here’s what each gender does while visiting a grocery store.
Woman
Park the car.
- Get a cart.
- Take grocery list and coupons out of purse.
- Fill the cart with items from list in record time, being careful to check prices.
- Place the items neatly with all the fridge stuff together, groceries in separately, etc.
- Make plans on cell phone while waiting on line.
- Pay.
- Go back home.
- Empty the bags, put all groceries in the appropriate cabinets, refrigerator compartments, etc., and clean up any mess.
Man
Park the car.
- Walk into the store.
- Leave the store and get a cart.
- Walk into the store.
- Stroll through all the corridors of the supermarket.
- Stop by the magazines and read the latest “Sports Illustrated.”
- Buy two frozen pizzas, a case of beer, sausages, pistachios and chips.
- Don’t worry about milk, bread, eggs and other “superfluous” items.
- Put the snacks in the bag with the frozen items.
- Find the slowest line, flirt and pay.
- Drive back home.
- Leave the bags on the table.
- Put the beers in the fridge.
- Sit on the couch and watch television until the beers are cold.