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Arthur Davidson debates God about a motorcycle versus a woman
Arthur Davidson and God in Heaven.
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Funny Voicemail Greetings
Ditch boring voicemail messagesHere are 14 funny ones to make the caller smile. If you are a burglar, we’re busy cleaning our weapons. You are welcome to leave a message at the beep. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished,…
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Pictorial history of how men got beer bellies
Stages of man from a primitive to today.
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Man gets a tour of Hell that shocks him
One day, a man finds himself already dead and in hell. As he is cringing in self-pity, he has his first meeting with Satan, who explains to him what spending eternity in hell is really like. Demon: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually…
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Administratrium, The New Element
Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant…
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Three Accountant Jokes
Accountants have their own way of thinking, which may seem odd to most of us sometimes. Here are three examples of accountant logic, or illogic if you will, so you too can understand accountants. If you agree with the answers the accountants provide, perhaps you are meant for an accounting career. Example One Two students…